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On Rosh Hashanah
(the Jewish New Year)...
there is a service called Taslisch (throwing) where sins are symbolically cast away by throwing bread into the water.  Some people have asked what kind of bread they are supposed to throw into the water. Here are some suggestions:

For ordinary sins White Bread
For exotic sins French or Italian bread
For dark sins Pumpernickle
For complex sins Multi-grain
For truly warped sins Pretzels
For sins of indecision Waffles
For sins commited in haste Matzah
For substance abuse Poppy Seed
For commiting arson Toast
For being ill-tempered Sourdough
For silliness Nut bread
For not giving full value Short bread
For political chauvinism Yankee Doodles
For excessive use of irony Rye Bread
For continual bad jokes Corn Bread
For hardening our hearts Jelly doughnuts